Well done on picking that new mayor of New York. I’m not even gonna give him airtime — I don’t want to, and I’m sure our mayor here in London would have been the first one to ring up and congratulate him. Now that they’re singing from the same hymn sheet, that’s for sure. God, what a— what— how unbelievable. Two of the greatest cities in the world now with Islamic mayors, Muslim mayors. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Well, I don’t have anything to take. Look at London, how it’s gone down the chips since that guy took over. And they keep voting for him in London. You know what, I don’t care anymore. I’m sick and tired of this central bloody— it’s all about London, London this and London that. There are other cities outside of London that are really important.
Most people don’t live in London, by the way. Most people who care probably don’t live in London. They live in the suburbs and other parts of this tiny little country, where you’re driving along in your car and you can’t even get a mobile network. If you drive more than 50 miles, I guarantee you’ll almost certainly lose the signal.
Oh, and of course, the PM to admit the consequences consensus is gone. But the UK is all in on net zero. And him and that little shit Milliband are in. They’ve gone off to— where is it— oh yeah, Brazil, just around the corner in Brazil. How far? What’s it take to get to Brazil from the UK? It’s about a ten-hour— at least ten hours in a jet.
They’ve all gone down there, and there’s gonna be over 50,000 delegates from 200 countries down there pontificating about net zero. What a load of bullshit. It’s absolute bloody rubbish. What garbage. And the three big polluters— America ain’t going, and China and India, the other two big polluters, aren’t going. But it’s okay, get all these other delegates from all over the world going, living high on the hog at their taxpayers’ expense.
Little countries that can’t even afford to feed their people, but they’ll have delegates there. And how many delegates are going along with our prime minister and bloody Milliband, eh? How many— one or two? I’ll bet there’s a stack of them, all going over first class, undoubtedly living high on the hog.
And it’s on— why is he away so long, this guy? He’s hardly been here for the period of his tenure as the prime minister. How embarrassing that man is. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear me.
I also just want to say this Thursday afternoon that there’s a couple of things I want to talk about now. The NHS — I think it’s a broken model. We know that, but it does a pretty good job. It is a bit of a postcode lottery with that, but I’ve been very lucky where I live, and I’ve had— you know— regarding my cancer treatments, it’s a bit hit and miss where you can get to see the specialist and where you gotta go.
And you gotta go to various hospitals, which, if it was all centralized, that would be nice. But anyway, I’ve been— since I got my diagnosis back at the end of March, and you know, I’m stage 2 cancer and everything— I’ve had one MRI, two CT scans, and another MRI on the 26th, the day of the budget. So I won’t have to listen to that fucking awful machine.
I do not like the MRI, by the way. I do not like it. I don’t like the way it’s done, and that helmet they put on is horrible, and it seems to go on forever.
But anyway, I’ve got that. And so Rachel from accounts is gonna give her budget on that day. So I can tell you what it’ll be — save you worrying about it. Taxes will be raised, absolutely. I bet fuel duty goes up. Yep. And EV cars are gonna pay 3p minimum as from 2027 or 2028. I think it should be 10p because I think EVs are terrible things.
And I don’t want an electric car. First of all, I can’t afford one, and secondly, I don’t think they’re the answer to the problems. What problems? I don’t know — this bloody climate change bullshit. It’s just bullshit. It is rubbish.
The world — how long has the world been around? When did the Big Bang happen? I don’t know — 14 billion years ago? When did the earth form? Four billion years ago. How long has man been on earth? A couple of hundred thousand years. And we’ve managed to fuck it up. The animals were here for millions of years before, and it seemed to be fine. But now man comes along and fucks everything up.
There you go. Anyway, that’s my opinion about climate change and all these pontificating left-wing politicians in particular. Oh yeah, congratulations. Oh my God, I couldn’t believe it when I read about it. I just didn’t know what to say.
We’ve got the new mayor of New York — a practising Muslim man. Danny, you’ve heard of him? I’ll never know. But anyway, I’m not fair with American politics. And the mayor of New York is now a card-carrying Muslim, and the Jewish population of New York must be really quite worried. And already there have been some nasty and violent attacks.
I’ve been watching some of the things on X, formerly Twitter — don’t know why I have to say that, but I have to. Oh, by the way, the owner of X, formerly Twitter, is a chap called Elon Musk. Have you heard of him? Yeah. He’s looking to get an increase in salary to one trillion dollars a year.
What? One trillion? Fuck me. When you go into your boss and you want a pay rise, you say, “God, I’d like a 10% pay rise, boss.” He wants 25% of all the shares in Tesla. Why not — he fucking invented Tesla or something. I don’t know. That sounds like a lot to me, that. Can you imagine having a trillion?
He’s already the richest man though. He’s got 500— how much do you want, Elon? Please give me a break. Give me a billion, give me a million — a fucking trillion! Oh dear, what a strange world we live in. Here we are struggling to put food on the table, wear clothes, and certain people— you know what I mean, no say no more after yesterday’s fiasco.
And I want you all to know that your comments and everything, and your support from yesterday’s video, were amazing. Thanks — I appreciate that. And some of them were really quite hilarious. Ninety-nine percent of the support was great — it really makes me feel good when I see the comments. Makes my day, because you’re really kind to me. Thank you.
Okay, so I’m 84 years of age, I don’t deny that, but I just thought the way I was treated was pretty appalling and totally unnecessary. But anyway, it is what it is.
In the meantime, ladies and gentlemen, I just noticed that Nancy Pelosi is standing down. She’s been a member of the Senate or Congress or whatever in America for a couple of hundred years. She’s 85 years old next year and she’ll be standing down. Anyway, well done to Nancy. She’s okay though — she’s got a few million, yeah, she’s fine. Little Democrat.
Because most of the Democrats are the ones who’ve got all the money, while our Republicans are out there working hard for the good of the American people. I love my Republicans. They’re all the same, politicians all over the world. As soon as they open their mouth, they’re telling porkies — bit like lawyers, yeah. How do you know they’re lying? The moment they talk. And who bloody cares anyway.
I don’t know what to say really. Artificial intelligence is taking over the world, ladies and gentlemen, and quite frankly, it’s about time we had movies made of AI, because most of the movies coming out today are unwatchable and absolutely awful.
I admit tonight that I’ll be watching the finale of that celebrity traitors thing. It’s been out there on the streaming media — I’m not gonna watch it, and I haven’t looked it up, but it’s right across. You gotta be very careful because people are announcing who the winner is, because everything leaks these days. You can’t keep anything — everybody’s got a mobile phone, everything’s filmed.
Went out last night, had a very nice meal. I had fish and chips at my favourite pub, and Margaret had a burger and it was really good and very quiet. Unfortunately, there’s a road blockage — Anglian Water have blocked off this road and it’s gonna be blocked off till the end of November. Five weeks! I drove up there yesterday to have a look — nobody working on it. It’s still blocked and they can’t get through.
Take care, everybody. I love you all. It’s Thursday afternoon, if I didn’t say that already. Bye.
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