I don’t give a shit it won’t make any differencebut apparently it’s gotta be a womanand the woman has to have a constituency outside of London.
Yeah well, good luck with that…Quite a few women have thrown their hats in the basketor whatever the fuck you wanna call itto be the new deputy prime minister.
Do I Care?
Well, I do care in some respectsbecause they’re mostly pretty ordinary people.But why is it gotta be a woman?Why has it got to be a woman?Explain that to me.Is it my male misogyny coming out?I’m not a misogynist by the way.I just think it’s rather odd that they would statethat it’s got to be a female.
Labour’s Broken Promises
I wish we could get a new prime minister.I wouldn’t mind it being a female.It can’t be any worse than the one we got.But then you look at the Labour front bench—they’re absolutely appalling.
And you know, we can go on about themand we could name them alland list what they haven’t done,what they’re supposed to do,and the promises they made prior to the election.
Including Sir Keir Starmer.Where he made all those promisesand he’s broken every single one of them.And he don’t give a shit about the British public.
Migrants and Accommodation
Kicking people out of accommodationand putting migrants in it—how dare they.A single migrant comes over,next thing he brings his family,and the flat in London that he got free and clearisn’t big enough.
And he’s got a four bedroom house in London worth about one and a half million quid.This is happening in the UK right now.No wonder the fucking people of England are getting pissed off.
Demonstrations and Identity
The people are going to have a big demonstration coming up on the thirteenth.I wish I could be there,I’m not mobile enough to be there.But I support everything they go for.I hope it goes off peacefully cause we are peaceful, okay?
And we’re not far right fascist like all these fucking lefties like to brand us.Which is quite ridiculous.And the new Home Secretary branding any body who waves a flag as EDL—that’s extreme.Lefties blaming anyone waving the British flag,being proud to be British,as far right.
A Pessimistic Future
So I’m very pessimistic about the future we have now with the Home Secretary,Shabana Mahmood, who is a practicing Muslim lady
We’ll see what happens in the future.But we are fucked.
We really are in deep trouble here,both financially, physically and in every which way.
Arrest Over the Word “Muppet”
Did you see that?You would have seen it, I’m sure it’s been all over social media.
The police arresting this guy—he was quite incredulous because he called somebody a Muppet.
He’s a fucking Muppet, isn’t he?
What?
I mean it’s just a minor bloody term,it doesn’t mean anything for Christ’s sake.
He’s a bit of a Muppet, Jesus Christ.But somebody was offended.
Oh my God, somebody was offended.
It’s like the left—the fucking liberals, the lefties and the greenies—they’ll always find something to be offended about,no matter what the fuck it is.
Net Zero and the House of Lords
And Ed Miliband who wants us all to go net zero by tomorrow morning.Don’t they?Bit like the fucking House of Lords—that unelected chamber that’s got about 9,000 membersall earning a 300+ pound a day expenses,which is tax money.
Migrant Lawsuits and Anger
And I read an article also that made me even more furious.Can’t be any more furious, can I?People say you’re a miserable old fuck.I am a bit.I get quite angry about things.And some of the migrant people who came over here illegallyare suing the government for compensationbecause of the way they are treated in detention centres.
Who the fuck is representing them?Find out who they are and deport them, OK.And review and revoke visas for Pakistanisuntil they get all those assholes in those grooming gangs sorted out.
Forgotten Scandals
And what is happening with the Post Office scandal?Thank you very much, everybody’s forgotten.That’s gone onto the back burner,and those people have been forgotten about.People with the blood problem too.I could go on and on and on and nobody seems to care.
Blame Across Governments
And I’m not just blaming this government.I’m blaming previous governments as well,because the Conservatives, you didn’t do anything either.You are responsible for a lot of these problems, you know.
The Financial Black Hole
I agree with you—the 22 billion pound black hole,which was of course never really there.But now it’s about 50 billion and getting bigger.And how’s the Labour Party gonna sort it out?We’ll probably sell all our gold at $200 an ounce.
Rising Bills and Frustration
You know he doesn’t mind the fact that our fucking power bill sand all our bloody energy bill sare going up quite dramatically.Doesn’t he even irritate you?He’s one of the other ones that fucking irritates me.Actually, thinking about it—they all fucking irritate me.
The whole of the Labour Party’s back irritates me.And most of the Labour Party’s back benches who I wouldn’t know if I fell over them.Because you know,they just sit there and take the money.
Time Passing and Old Memories
Remember the Gordon Brown thing I talked about the other day?I do like to get carried away, don’t I?Oh my God it’s a Tuesday afternoon now, yeah.I didn’t realise it’s nearly 2:00.Time flies when you’re having fun, by the way.
Eggs, Milk and Food
When I was in the 60 sand suddenly it came out eggs were bad for you,milk and all dairy products were bad for you.We went all fuck,cause I love my eggs and my milk.And now they’re good for you again.So I just had 4 eggs—4 hard boiled eggs, shells off.Which is a nightmare.I chop it up and I make egg mayonnaise.Egg mayonnaise on toast—fucking lovely.Doesn’t get any better than that.
Curry and Food Loves
Put a bit of curry powder in there from Madura Bar curry shop,which is now unfortunately long gone.But I’ve got two big bottles of it,over 10 years old, still as good as gold.Fantastic curry powder, god I love curry.I love the flavour of curry powder.I love Indian food, I love Chinese food—good Chinese food.I love British food, oh yeah.
Burgers and Prices
I gotta tell you there’s an article in the paper—I think it’s the Telegraph, not the Guardian—It’s about comparing the Burger King Wagyu burger,which I’ve had and it’s fantastic,cost about nine or ten quid, worth every penny.And there’s the one in Harrods,which is of course Gordon Ramsay’s, and it’s 85 quid.Three professionals tasted it blind.Two of them came out in favour of the Burger King one.One said Ramsay’s was slightly better,but not nine times better.
Fish and Chips Then and Now
Mind you—fish and chips.My local fishy now 19 quid.Yeah, just for one.19 bloody quid just basic fish and chips.I remember when it was nine pence.It was 1947.Ha ha ha, and I was going to school.Just get one and six.
Closing Thoughts
I love you all.Thank you all very much for the view sand the likes and all the rest of it in the comments.I think you’re all quite amazing.Have a good day.Look after yourself.
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